Hmm. For lack of better word, bleh.
did-you-kno:

Source
the-absolute-best-posts:

judqeable:
this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

the-absolute-best-posts:

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok


creepingyoulikethensa:
came in like a wrecking ball


creepingyoulikethensa
:

came in like a wrecking ball

iwishihadafather:

So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.

This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.